Best Buy Expectations.

So I was hired at Best Buy and I’m totally effing stoked to be a computer salesman there. 
I don’t know as much as I want to know about computers, but damn do I think I have the confidence to sell them.
In the last 2 months of school, I got back into magic as a hobby. And I’m about 100% sure I’m going to jack with customers using magic, in a fun creative (they’re going to love it) way.
I plan on getting so amazing at magic that I can make a freggin dove fly out of the computer monitor I’ll be selling.
They probably wouldn’t buy it because of birds flying out of it, but damn am I excited